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EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS
"Everybody Hates Doc's"
CLOSED CAPTIONED

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CHRIS ROCK:
After I became the manager of
Tattaglia's football team,

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I only had time to work
at Doc's on the weekends.

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Working two days a week seemed

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like it was going
to be a breeze,

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and then Doc got a girlfriend.

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Hey, Chris, I want you
to meet my new leading lady.

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Look-a here, look-a here.

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Stacy.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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She'll be taking over
for me

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here on the weekends.

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Doc's told me
so much about you.

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He didn't tell me a thing
about you.

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What do you mean, "taking over"?

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Well, you know I can use
a little time off.

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So I'll be minding the store.
We'll get along great.

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And you'll be working

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for a much better-looking boss.

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Cool.

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And remember,
whatever she says goes.

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Yeah, no problem.

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Are these cans always so dusty?

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Problem.

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Stacy may have been
a dream come true for Doc,

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but she turned out
to be my worse nightmare.

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There, all done.

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Chris, you did it
all wrong!

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I want everything on the top
to go on the bottom,

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and everything on the bottom
to go on the top.

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Why?
Because she's crazy.

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Because I don't work for you,
you work for me.

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I told you she's crazy.

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And when you finish with that,

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I have some errands
for you to run.

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When she said I work for her,
she meant it.

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I had to go for groceries,
get her dry cleaning

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and mine her coal.

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And when you're done,
go get me a new bird.

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Believe it or not,

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Doc's girlfriend was only the
second-worst boss I've had.

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Mr. Fong was the worst.

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And I could only imagine
how hard it would be

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working for him again.

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Hey, quit imagining what it
would be like to work for me

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and get back to work,
Lionel Richie.

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I was happy
Doc had a girlfriend.

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Too bad I have to kill her.

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* Ah, make it funky now.

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Since my father knew everything
there was to know

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about having jobs,
I decided to ask him

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what to do about Stacy.

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Hey, Dad, you ever had
a boss you didn't like?

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I never had one I did like.

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Why? You having trouble
with Doc?

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Nah, I love Doc,
it's his girlfriend who's...

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Whoa, whoa. Son,

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stop right there.

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That's Doc's woman.

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Whether you like it or not,
she's there to stay.

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You think so?

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The Beatles didn't break up
John and Yoko.

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If it comes down to you or her,
you're gonna be out of job.

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'Cause if you have a problem
with her,

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you're gonna have a problem
with Doc.

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But I've been on the job
with Doc for years.

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She's been on the job
for a month.

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Let's just say you two do
very different jobs.

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Let's just say what he does
to her, now she's doing to me.

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You getting paid to do whatever
keeps that woman happy.

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Like James Brolin.

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Why do I have to do that?

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That's why they call it
a "job," Chris.

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Apparently, you got it mixed up
with a vacation.

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There's nothing I can do?

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Well...

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Don't you think that's taking it
a little far?

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If it is,
then it must not be that bad.

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While I wanted less attention
from my boss,

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Tonya wanted more attention
from boys.

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Hey, Tonya.

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Do boys always pay attention
to you like that?

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Sometimes.

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Do you think I'm pretty?

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No!
It's not that, Tonya.

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Boys aren't paying
attention to me just
because I'm pretty.

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It's because now
I'm wearing a bra.

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A bra?

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Yep.

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That's why
boys like you?

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Yeah.
Hi, Tasha.

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How ya doing?

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Hi, Robert.
What are you doing here?

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Since having Stacy kidnapped
was out of my price range,

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I decided to make my case
with Doc.

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What are you
doing here, Chris?

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You don't work
till tomorrow.

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I came to talk to you
about Stacy.

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I love Stacy. She came by today
and brought me a pie.

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And if she was 13,

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I'd probably have
to take her from you, Doc.

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You'd have
to get past R. Kelly first.

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Ah, Stacy, mm!

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That is one fine... woman.

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Mm! I think

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she's a real keeper.

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What is it you wanted to ask me?

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Can you lend me money
for a kidnapping?

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Nothing. I just wondered
how you guys met.

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Well, that's a funny story.

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But not so funny
that we're gonna watch him

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while he tells it.

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Anyway, while Doc was talking
Stacy up,

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over at 'Nessa's
it was about to go down.

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Hi. May I help you?

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I hope so.

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I need a touch-up,
I need a little trim.

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I need some lowlights
and I need to get out of here

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inside of two hours.

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You need an
appointment.

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I'm sorry.
We're all booked up.

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No, you're not.

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There's an empty
chair right there.

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That client is running
a little late.

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She'll be here any minute.

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Well, I'm here,
and she's not.

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Excuse me. What do you think
you're doing?

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I don't understand
why I have to wait to be served

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while you hold
a spot for somebody

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that obviously doesn't respect
your business enough

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to show up here on time.

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Or is that why
the place is empty?

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Now wait a minute,
Miss Thing.

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I have two questions for you.
Who are you and...

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And who asked you?

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I'm Stacy Deveaux.
It's French.

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Mm, do you want to hear
some more French?

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VANESSA:
I know you.

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You the one been messing
with Doc.

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I am not "messing" with Doc.

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We're a couple.

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And that's a little bit
different than a mess.

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Not too much.

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Excuse me?

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You're excused.

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Okay, I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave.

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I'm sorry. We can't help you.

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Yes, you are sorry.

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And you don't need to help me.

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You need to help yourself.

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I know you are, but what am I?

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I asked Greg
what to do about Stacy,

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and he gave me the advice
he always gave regarding women.

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I don't know what
to tell you, dude.

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Thanks.

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Stacy really
that bad?

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Last weekend, she made me give
her grandmother a bath.

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Chris, I hear you sneaking out!

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Don't you leave me
in this tub again!

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Why don't you just quit?
You can find another job.

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Not like this one.

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I mean, I make decent money,
it's close to my house,

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and I can make my own hours.

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It's either Doc's
or I start dealing crack.

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How come she's not with Doc
anyways?

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Where is he?

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He plays chess in the park
on weekends.

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Just get her to go with him.

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Thanks, Captain Obvious.

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How am I supposed to do that?

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I don't know, citizen.

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Captain Obvious only gives you
the obvious solution.

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The rest is up to you.

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Kind oflike Google.

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While Doc tried
to protect his king,

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I tried to get rid
of his queen.

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Where's your old lady?

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I left her at the store.

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No need to bring
sand to the beach.

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Who you calling sand?

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I had to get Stacy with Doc.

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And once I went to the park,
I found out what I had to do.

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I had to get Doc to take sand
to the beach.

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Check.

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Checkmate.

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Here's your dress.

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They said to give you
this card.

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It's for another
dry cleaners you
might want to try.

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It's in Canada.

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Go get me some
egg foo yung at Woo's.

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Ooh, I need
some stamps, too.

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And then run by my
apartment and see
if the mail came in.

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I don't want
my check to get stolen.

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Before I went on my next run,

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I decided to give her
the runaround.

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So, um, what exactly
does Doc do on the weekends?

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He's playing chess at the park.

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At the park?
With the sugar daddies?

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The who?

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Oh, the sugar daddies.

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You know, that's what the ladies
call them.

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What ladies?

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The ones at the park.

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I can't get a girl to
talk to me at school,

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but these old men
have them fighting
over them.

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If don't have a woman
by the time I'm 60...

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...I'll kill myself.

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...I'm picking up chess
and going to the park.

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Mm, mm, mm,
I should have known better.

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Should have known better what?

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Known better than to listen
to a sneaky 15-year-old.

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It is the same thing
over and over again!

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And Stacy is tired of it!

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Stacy is not a fool.

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When Stacy smells smoke,

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Stacy doesn't stand around
and wait for the fire!

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Stacy is leaving!

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Referring to yourself
in the third person.

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It's not just
for athlete's anymore.

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What do you want me
to tell Doc?

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Tell Doc he can kiss...

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Your black...?

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Don't tell Doc anything.

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It's not your job.

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First time she ever said that.

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I was like Cupid's retarded
little brother.

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Damn, I'm good.

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After I dropped
the bomb on Stacy,

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unfortunately, Stacy
dropped the bomb on Doc.

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Hey, Doc.

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What are you
doing here?

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Where's Stacy?
She's gone.

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I found this letter.

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She said it's over.

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Called me every
name in the book.

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You can never find
that book at the library.

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I don't understand.

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Did something happen yesterday?
No.

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Unless you think me sabotaging
your relationship is strange.

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I just can't figure it out.

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You okay?

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I'm not feeling very well.

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I'm gonna go in the back

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and lie down.

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Get that bottle
of whisky for me.

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At least he didn't ask me
for a box of tissues.

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And get me that box of tissues.

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Doc hadn't needed
whiskey and tissues

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since Maceo Parker
left James Brown's band.

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At Tonya's school,

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her first day of wearing a bra
alsoinvolved a box of tissues.

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Because, as it turns out,

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they were useful
for the end of relationships

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00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,647
and for the beginning.

257
00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:16,349
Hi, Tonya.
Hey, Tonya.

258
00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,686
Inside of two minutes,
Tonya discovered

259
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:21,121
bras not only
got you attention,

260
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,023
they got you favors.

261
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:25,826
Can I buy you lunch?
Can I do your homework?

262
00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:27,294
They got you gifts.

263
00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:28,662
Voila!

264
00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:30,230
You bought me a car?!

265
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:33,667
I-If you don't like it,
I could get you another
one-- but I'll need a day.

266
00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,402
And they also
got you questions.

267
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,404
Tonya, that's a nice necklace--
where'd you get it?

268
00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,372
Oh, this boy gave it to me.

269
00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:42,409
Well, give it back--
you're too young to be
getting gifts from boys.

270
00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:45,445
Julius, don't get carried away--
it's just a plastic necklace.

271
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,447
Next it'll be
a plastic bracelet,

272
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,248
then a plastic ring.

273
00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:49,950
I want this to
stop at the neck.

274
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,319
He said that
till she turned 35.

275
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,987
Hey, Drew, how's Doc?

276
00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:56,056
I didn't see him today--
he closed the store.

277
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:56,790
He's all depressed

278
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,391
because his girlfriend
left him.

279
00:10:58,425 --> 00:10:59,426
What?
Well, you
ask me,

280
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,261
Doc just dodged a bullet.

281
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,463
She was nothing
but a gold digger anyway.

282
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:07,067
What's a gold digger?
It's a woman who's with
an older man for his money.

283
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,736
Isn't that an "old digger"?

284
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,103
Just because Doc
has a little money

285
00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:11,772
doesn't make her a gold digger.

286
00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:14,474
Besides, what's wrong with
Doc having a younger woman?

287
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,044
Is that what you're gonna
say to me when I turn 60?

288
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,246
You just gonna leave
me and run off

289
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,714
with a 35

290
00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:22,750
She should be about 12
right about now.

291
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:25,085
Why don't you run out and
buy her a plastic necklace?

292
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:28,355
Of the million things my father
could've said at that moment,

293
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:32,159
he chose the smartest one--
nothing.

294
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,995
Did Doc say when
he was gonna reopen?

295
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,830
He said he might never reopen.

296
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,766
I got rid of Stacy, my job

297
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,801
and Doc's will to live--
way to go, dummy.

298
00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:50,410
ROCHELLE :
Tonya!

299
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,245
Tonya, are you up there?

300
00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:55,282
Tonya?

301
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:03,323
What are you doing?

302
00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,025
:
I was looking for you.

303
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,760
Oh, well, it's time
for you to go to school.

304
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:09,062
Okay.

305
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:22,810
While Doc was feeding the bums,
losing Stacy was eating him up.

306
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,823
You spoken to Stacy?

307
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:39,426
No. She won't see me.

308
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:43,797
Drew said that you
were thinking about
closing up the store.

309
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:47,567
I'm gonna pack up my things
and move to Florida,

310
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,837
buy a boat...

311
00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,538
be sad there.

312
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:52,873
You're leaving?

313
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:55,175
I know.

314
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:58,278
I know how much you
liked that job, Chris.

315
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,848
I'm sorry this
had to happen.

316
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,783
Especially since
it was my own fault.

317
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:19,532
When my mother found the bra
in my father's sock drawer,

318
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,469
she stared at it like
the woman was still in it.

319
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,938
Over at Stacy's,
I didn't know what was worse,

320
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,506
having to confess
what I had done

321
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,942
or feeling like
I was in the Bronx Zoo.

322
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,911
So, what'd you want
to talk to me about?

323
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:33,881
You got to give Doc
another chance.

324
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:36,183
Chris...

325
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,851
Doc is a liar.

326
00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:40,520
And I know that you want
to take up for him,

327
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,990
but he doesn't deserve
another chance.

328
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,858
Ooh! He is like

329
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,894
all the other men
I've ever dated!

330
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:50,397
He lied, they lied,
because they're liars.

331
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,365
The story of
the Bush Administration.

332
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:53,934
Doc's not like that.

333
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,502
He is.

334
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,939
Chris.

335
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,307
Don't...

336
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,175
grow up to be like that.

337
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:05,913
No matter how much
you think you may
hurt a woman's feelings,

338
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,248
you have to tell her the truth.

339
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,317
She may hate you,

340
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,952
she may burn down your house

341
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,186
or pour bleach
on your clothes,

342
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:16,089
or... attack your
new girlfriend with ants

343
00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,657
or take every dime
you make.

344
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,327
She may scratch your car
with a rake

345
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,430
or use your home phone
to call China long distance.

346
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:27,667
Or she could put milk
and detergent in your gas tank.

347
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,437
Or put turpentine
and nail polish remover

348
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,439
and itching powder
in your underwear.

349
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:35,108
She may glue your private parts
to your leg.

350
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,944
She may send
an assassination threat

351
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,212
to the president with
your return address.

352
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:40,447
Uh, Stacy?

353
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,015
Hm?

354
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,251
Doc didn't do anything.

355
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:47,020
It was me-- I lied.

356
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,023
Chris...

357
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:54,127
don't you see how he's using
a child to make excuses for him?

358
00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:55,528
He's not.

359
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,966
The truth is, Stacy...
I don't like you,

360
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,568
and I didn't like how hard
you were making me work.

361
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,536
I was trying to get rid of you.

362
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,205
Trying to break you and Doc up.

363
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,008
What

364
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,342
You're making me
clean your house!

365
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:10,643
You missed a spot.
See?

366
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:13,013
Chris, everybody likes me.

367
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:16,016
No. Nobody likes you.

368
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,185
Except for Doc and Drew--
and Drew doesn't count;

369
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,452
he just likes pie.

370
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,454
How's that for honest?

371
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:24,224
Now she's gonna burn
your house down.

372
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,692
Are you gonna burn
my house down?

373
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,460
No.

374
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,429
Glue my eyelids shut?

375
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,998
Chris, no.

376
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,966
Just a little surprised.

377
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,567
A lot surprised.

378
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,238
Well...

379
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,240
Doc really misses you.

380
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:44,011
He didn't do anything
to deserve this,
and neither did you.

381
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,312
So...

382
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,946
just wanted to
say I'm sorry.

383
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,086
Chris...

384
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,723
I am very disappointed in you.

385
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,526
And as soon as you finish
washing the dishes,

386
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,095
I want you out of my house.

387
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:02,996
Where you going?

388
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:07,100
I'm going to get my man.

389
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:10,470
Unless Apocalypto
throws a spear in you.

390
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:14,107
* It's a thin line
While one innocent man
was off the hook,

391
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,742
another was on death row

392
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:20,013
* Between love and hate...
and didn't even know it.

393
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:22,482
* It's a thin line
I love this song.

394
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,553
Dinner smells delicious.

395
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,055
What is it?

396
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,623
Two breasts.

397
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:34,427
* It's 5:00 in the morning...
Since when have you
been interested in guns?

398
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:38,131
Since I found this bra

399
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,499
in your sock drawer!

400
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,801
* I knock on the door...
Rochelle...

401
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,270
What?

402
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,772
If my father had
been paying attention,

403
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,174
he would've noticed
a few things.

404
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,146
I don't know anything
about that bra.

405
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,814
I've never seen
that bra in my life?

406
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,250
So what was it doing
in your sock drawer?

407
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:58,485
I have no idea.

408
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,287
Oh. Did a pair
of your socks

409
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,489
have a date last night
and get lucky?

410
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,391
Or maybe a pair
of your socks

411
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:07,427
thought it was a bra
trapped inside socks' body!

412
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,595
Or maybe...

413
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:12,265
you had a friend over,
and she put 'em there.

414
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,833
Even if I had a friend...

415
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:14,867
Shut up.

416
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,270
...and I was crazy enough
to bring her over...

417
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:18,171
Shut up.

418
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,306
...do you think

419
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,141
I'd be crazy enough
to put a bra

420
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:23,676
in my sock drawer
when I know you do the laundry?

421
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,178
Would you shut up!

422
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,813
So you thought about this?

423
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,415
Itoldyour ass to shut up.

424
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:29,416
No!

425
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:32,319
Then if youdidn't put it there,

426
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,187
who did?

427
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:37,290
* It's a thin line
I don't know.

428
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:41,228
* Between love and hate...

429
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,829
ROCHELLE:
Okay,

430
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:46,566
I'm gonna ask
this question once.

431
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,801
But before I ask it,

432
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:53,740
I want y'all to understand
what the stakes are.

433
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,408
Because if y'all say

434
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:58,178
that you've never seen
that bra before,

435
00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,779
I'm gonna kill your father.

436
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,649
Yeah, and then I'm
gonna go to jail,

437
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:03,716
and then you guys

438
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,185
are gonna be split up

439
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,119
and sent to live
in foster care.

440
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:09,189
Sounds like a BET
movie-of-the-week.

441
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,124
So, does everybody understand?

442
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,160
Okay.

443
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:16,163
Okay, the question is,

444
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,865
did anybody
sitting at this table

445
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:22,235
put that bra in your
father's sock drawer?

446
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,636
No.

447
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:24,637
Wasn't me.

448
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,576
We have a winner.

449
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,578
Okay, boys, you
can go to bed now.

450
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:35,148
Gladly!

451
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,750
Julius, you
can leave, too.

452
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,154
You're lucky.

453
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,327
Okay, Tonya,
talk to me.

454
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,263
W-Well, I saw these boys

455
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,931
paying attention to girls
who wear bras,

456
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,533
so I stole Tasha's,

457
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,668
because I wanted some
of that attention, too.

458
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:58,371
Baby...

459
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:02,209
Tonya, that's not the kind
of attention that you want.

460
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:05,212
You want boys to look
at what's in your heart,

461
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,846
not what's in your bra.

462
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,182
In my sister's case,
they were both empty.

463
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:12,585
Tonya, you're
moving too fast.

464
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:15,288
I mean, you're not
ready for this.

465
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,490
What did you do,
stick tissue in it?

466
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:19,626
Yeah.

467
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,262
Okay, well...

468
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:25,632
Tonya, you having
a bra is like...

469
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:29,202
you buying a saddle
before you get the horse.

470
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:32,572
You know, boys will
pay attention to you,

471
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,674
but they're not really
looking at you,

472
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,476
they're admiring
your saddle.

473
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,744
And-and-and...

474
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,779
when you do
get the horse,

475
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:42,215
then everything
is different,

476
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,551
because then you
need the saddle.

477
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:51,258
Wait, are we talking
about bras or saddles?

478
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,826
JULIUS :
Saddles!

479
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,562
It wasn't pretty,

480
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,598
but Doc had gotten his nights
back with his queen.

481
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,633
You know
your king's in check?

482
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,536
He most certainly is.

483
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,605
Stacy was back with Doc

484
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,907
and out of the store
on weekends,

485
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,942
which was all I ever wanted.

486
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:12,745
Doc had said he was
getting another cashier.

487
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:15,782
Whoever it was, they would
have to be better than Stacy.

488
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,917
Hey, Lionel Richie,
you're late.

489
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:20,287
Get busy. Scrub floor.

490
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,256
* Everybody hates Chris.

491
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,858
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